Every week I run down my top 10 most annoying and hateable Walking Dead characters from the previous Sunday's episode. Who made the list this week? Let's hit this bitch:
10. Fence zombies
Put your backs into it losers. You should've had that fence down days ago. MMM YUMMY PIG. I don't blame you.
9. Zombie Nerd Kid
You were slightly less annoying as a zombie than you were alive.
8. Annoying little girl who wouldn't zombie-proof her own father
Dang bitch, you gotta step up. That's your FATHER. You let a stranger stick a knife in his brain cause you were too much of a wussy to zombie-proof him. Epic fail. You'll regret that later in life.
7. Rick
Trust me dude, you're better off as a zombie killer than a pig farmer. You sucked at pig farming just like Clint in Unforgiven. Some men are born to be pig farmers, some are born to be zombie killers.
6. Carl
Why did you sell out Carol? Don't give me that honesty shit. Homicidal little fuck.
5. Carol
STOP MAKING THAT SAME SAD FACE GOD I'M SICK OF YOU. Also stay away from Daryl.
4. Tyreese
I miss T-Dog.
3. Beth
She wasn't in this episode very much, and it was still excessive. Ugh she SANG again. Is that on iTunes yet? Fuck this bitch.
2. Sad Glenn
What happened to happy-go-lucky zombie bait Glenn? I miss him. When will he come back? Sad Glenn is a downer. There are enough sad characters.
1. Touchy-Feely Michonne
Okay this is pissing me off. Michonne was the ONE fucking character on the show I identified with. Pissed off loner who just wants people to GET THE FUCK UP OFF HER SHIT. Yes. That's exactly how I would be after the zombie apocalypse. Michonne, bad-ass. Oh but give her one sniff of a little white baby's powdered butt and she turns to mush? Fuck that. Michonne, you have to harden your heart. YOU CAN'T LET THEM INSIDE. Stop being friendly with Carl and STOP thinking about your abortion or miscarriage or whatever it is that the baby is reminding you of. GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE THEY TURN YOU INTO ANOTHER SAD PANSY.
Source:
http://www.thedailycrabbie.com/2013/10/walking-dead-hateability-rankings.html