So now that you've got enough knowledge on the line-up at MTV World Stage: Live In Malaysia 2012 and what songs you should pretend to love, let's prep you to be the ultimate survivor of the show. Not that I'm saying the other 14 999 concert-goers will be told by The Biebs "The Beliebers have spoken" and then put out the fire (or worse, get an 'ovary explosion', as the fangirls are always saying) but you get my point.
Yes, you read the figure right. 14 999. That's how many bodies will be gyrating around you and producing moisture that may result in stickiness (i.e. perspiration). Let's not forget that the show's gonna be at Sunway Lagoon's Surf Beach, and even if you're not a geography genius, you'd know that Malaysia has been 'blessed' (ha ha) with a bucketful of humidity by the Big Guy up there. So the big question is, what do you wear?
In Mean Girls, Lindsay Lohan said, "In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it." Well Cady Heron obviously hasn't been to a beach gig in South-East Asia. To make sure your skin gets as much wind as possible, you should turn up in this
If you're not as daring (or don't have a bikini body), you could go for something a bit safer, like this
P.S.: Don't forget to wear covered shoes if you want your toes intact at the end of the show!
Outfit down, war pack next.
1. If you get caught in a massive traffic jam, your car stalls, your cab driver doesn't know his way through KL and you get stopped by the traffic police on the way to Sunway Lagoon, you'd probably be the 14 998 person in the queue. This is why one of these badboys will do you some good. I know you want to scrutinise every freckle and pore on Justin Bieber's face, so dump this in your bag and you're all set to be (visually) close to the Biebs.
2. Ah, don't you just hate it when you wreck your voice screaming "I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY ME I WANT YOUR BABIES" till your lungs burst, but they don't even look at you? With this little baby right here, you don't have to worry about the booming voices of other fangirls overpowering yours. Heck, you might even beat the sound system.
3. I've said this before and I'll say it again. The fans can be insane. The crowd is a dangerous mix of K-pop fans and Beliebers. It can't get any crazier than that. If you're planning to get out of it unscathed, bring a lightsaber. Rent it from the movie merch store, borrow one from your brother, nick one from Anakin Skywalker, do whatever it takes to get one. May the force be with you.
And that's it, you're all set to party the night away at MTV World Stage: 'Live' in Malaysia 2012!
(Note: This intent of this post is entirely comedic. You are advised not to take this seriously. Unless you're really Anakin. Then sure, bring your lightsaber.)
