2012 MTV Movie Awards MTV Movie Awards Russell Brand
10:21 pm, June 3rd, 2012
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Russell Brand opened the 2012 MTV Movie Awards with a monologue that touched upon Justin Bieber's recent paparazzi altercation, the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West relationship, Kardashian's sex tape history, and his own brief marriage to Katy Perry.
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The host also encouraged audience member Charlie Sheen to do some cocaine to take the heat off of his own bad behavior and joked about finding his "next wife" after having met Perry at a previous MTV awards show.
Oh, and he managed to discuss the penises of Michael Fassbender, Alec Baldwin and John Travolta.
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