Monday, May 21, 2012

life of Sean cheng: the new awakening

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life of Sean cheng: the new awakening
May 22nd 2012, 02:41

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Justin bieber: This preppy shagcut kid resembles every prepubescent boy at the mall but throw in some lip synched songs and you got the next superstar apparently! That's the thing, you don't have to look hard or deep for reasons why many in America despise the 16-year old Canadian. His 'My World 2.0' has gone multi-platinum and his concerts sell out in minutes. However, his arrogance and cockiness turn off most fans above the age of 19. Bieber seems to do whatever he wants, whether it is beating up a teen that taunted him or throwing water balloons at his own security team from a hotel balcony high above. Bieber's age and effeminacy seem to be the reason most hate, along with the hideous haircut, but Bieber's massive teen following, chart success, and girly voice will make sure he remains near the forefront for the foreseeable future.

The not-so terrible side of bieber

Bieber walks in stage left goes to the bathroom and starts brushing his teeth.

Bieber:  oh yeahhhhhhh, baby baby baby oooooohhh baby.  Dang look at my teeth pearly white.

All of a sudden a flash of smoke appears and it's Justin bieber... accept he doesn't have a terrible haircut and is wearing regular clothes.

The not-so terrible side of bieber:  What are you doing Bieber.  Your a regular kid stop rapping and go back to being another little nerdy canadian.

Bieber: Yo man me and Ludacris are boys you just can't handle my swag

The not-so terrible side of bieber: Shut up you little piece of crap. yo man and swag aren't even words there made up self-esteem boosts so you can think your awesome when your not. 

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM . gunshots go off and Justin Bieber falls to the floor bloody and dead.

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